Here’s to staying positive and testing negative.

May you live to be as old as your jokes.

You may not be as wise as an owl, but you’re always a hoot to drink with.

Here’s to hangouts, not hangovers.

Here’s to showing your class, not your ass.

Here’s to always bringing a ladder, in case the drinks are on the house!

May you live to be as old as your jokes.

He is wise, kind, generous and sexy. But enough about me. Let’s drink to you.

May we all prosper enough to prove that money can’t bring happiness.

May you never actually reach hell but always be slightly on your way.